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Saturday 29 June 2013

Laugh On!With Pingywin8 -Monsters Ain't Scary #1



This is episode 1 of Laugh On!It is directed by a certified laughonomic user Pingywin8.That's me! If your good at laughonomics and want to share your joke,send me your joke to pingywin8incp@gmail.com or @pingywin8 on Twitter.Note:The meme should be made by you.Anyways here is the first episode of Laugh On! Monsters Ain't Scary.
                                                                          Revenge
                                                          The reason why JOX is in 4th place.
                                                         This old penguin knows everything.
                                                           Dude there's wall over there!
                                                         The Three Headed Monster/s :O
                                                       Now CDA has advanced technology.
                                                                 PNK's New Recruits:
                                                                 Randy you fit in PNK
                                                              You should know that :P
 
                                                                      You sure are!
                                                               You are so amazing XD
                                                              An example of obesity.
                                                                   A perfect selection
                                                   JOX will always rule!But in Asgard :P
                                                     OMG he has something called brain!
 I'll try to post more of them.
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Pingywin8

Monsters University Items June 30th Now Available!

As today its June 30th,you can get items from the monster catalog with scare points.You can get them by scaring others or playing the scare games. Lets take a look at today's amazing items.Three Eye CDA Mask for 100 points ,Terry and Terri Costume for 300 points,CDA Suit for 200 points,Randy Mask for 100 points,Randy Costume for 200 points,The Three Horned Green is available for everyone and is for 100 points.

Today's items were amazing.I like all items in today's catalog.Which is your favorite item from today's catalog?
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Pingywin8

Monsters University Items June 29th Now Available!

As today its June 19th,you can get items from the monster catalog with scare points.You can get them by scaring others or playing the scare games. Lets take a look at today's amazing items.
I was waiting to get the OK sweater and George's costume.Though,I got them all :) Did you like today's items?
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Pingywin8 

Friday 28 June 2013

Penguin Poll On The Fun Stuff Page Updated

The Penguin Poll in the Fun Stuff page in Club Penguin has updated.
The first ever Club Penguin Scare Games Is ON!Which team best suits your scare?
  • JOX!
  • PNK!
  • ROR!
  • OK!


I'm on OK and JOX.As OK has more votes,I will vote for JOX.Which fraternity did you vote for?
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Pingywin8



Penguin Of The Day Michele50

Hiya!
Michele50 is a real star penguin! She is always helping others around the island, throws awesome igloo parties and shares all her CP knowledge with her friends! *Virtual high fives*
Contact Us and tell us something awesome about your buddy!
Byeee!
-Club Penguin Team
Actually her outfit is kinda awesome.
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Pingywin8

Thursday 27 June 2013

MU Items June 28th Now Available

Today is June 28th and the items from the MU catalog for June 28th are now available.You can buy them by scare points you earn by playing the Scare Games.
Today's items are better than yesterday's.
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Pingywin8

Monsters University Takeover On Now!

Hey Penguins!
School is now in session. The Disney/Pixar Monsters University Takeover has started!
Let us know what you think!
-Club Penguin Team
Here you can get cheats/a complete walkthrough to Monsters University Takeover.
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Pingywin8

Monsters University Takeover Wallpaper!

Monsters University Takeover wallpaper is added to the Wallpapers section in the Fun-Stuff  page.Thanks Saraapril for letting me know.

 I don't see anything special in this wallpaper.
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Pingywin8

Club Penguin Message From Dot

When I logged into Club Penguin,I saw my Spy-Phone ringing.When I checked it Dot left a message for us.
Lol Dot.You didn't figure out that they were costumes of Sully,OK PNK etc.Maybe you should take a break.Don't you think the same?
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Pingywin8

Penguin Of The Day:Happysalad2

Hiya!
Happysalad2 likes to spread the word about keeping our oceans clean and safe! This blue mermaid also helps her fellow sea creatures by sharing tips on how to dance. She’s brill for shore! :D
Has your buddy done a good deed? Contact Us and tell us all about it.
Byeee!
-Club Penguin Team
Congratulations Happysalad.
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Pingywin8

Club Penguin Times Issue 401



LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
Teams compete in the first ever Club Penguin Scare Games.

By the Greek Council - The first ever Scare Games in Club Penguin have commenced and monsters are choosing their team! We headed over to the center of the action - the amphitheater, off the Campus Quad!

Scarers are lining up to earn scare points and compete for first place. We interrupted a squad of large-horned monsters doing scare lunges, thumping-jacks, and roar-ups. "I'm so excited, I'm scaring myself!" One JOX exclaimed. "But can't talk right now. 5 more reps."

A bookish scareonomics student, watching the action explained the science behind the scare. "They're getting ready for the Scare Challenge. They need super light feet for the sneak, aerodynamic silence, and massive volume for the finish." Great to see so many monsters out for the games! It all seems to be running spectacularly smoothly.

The Scare Games end July 9, so give it your all, and keep your eye - or eyes - on the trophy!


NEWSFLASH

Unexpected snowball fights are on the rise in Club Penguin. No cause for alarm.
-Gary the Gadget Guy.


TEAM TRY-OTUS!
Four teams. Four scare styles. Which is yours?

Having trouble choosing a fraternity or sorority? Head over to the Fraternity Row, just off the forts. You'll find four fur-raising houses to choose from. To make the most of your scream, pick the house that best suits you!

If you've got a big heart, but need a bit of help working on that scare - rush OK. There's a place for everyone at this fraternity! Think you've got mad scare skills? Or like to hang with the best? Then ROR wants you! JOX are on the look out for the loudest and craziest scarers! And if you do whatever it takes to win, you'll definitely make the cut!

If you hide your scare behind a charming smile AND got the scariness to back it up, then pledge PNK. These houses need your best scares. So what are you waiting for? Let's get scaring monsters!

UPCOMING EVENTS

July 11 Penguin Style
Freshen up your look with these fabulous finds!

July 11 Featured Postcards
Welcome a new friend!

July 18 Igloo Furniture
Prepare your igloo for a galactic get together!

Winning team of the Scare Games will be announced on July 6!

Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until July 10.
Next pin hidden: July 11 - 24


ASK AUNT ARCTIC

I can't get the tour guide questions right. What should I do?
-Guy D.

When you take the test, try writing down your answers. This will help you prepare for next time! And always pay attention to the world around you. This will help you with some of the trickier questions. I got the question about flower pots wrong, until I helped unload the Bean Counters truck one day. Persistence will make you a great tour guide, so keep trying!


What's up with the Iceberg?
-Rue Merrs

Some say they've tipped it. Others say that's impossible. Stores of stinky cheese have been rumored beneath the 'berg. And of course a bit of treasure as well. Golden puffle anyone? Reports of a pesky polar bear and his secret lair have also surfaced. But until we uncover the truth, we will never know for sure...


Why is my puffle finding treasure?
-Trey Jure

Reports of puffles discovering treasure are flooding in. This amazing development is delighting everyone! I caught up with PH to give you the scoop. "Crickey! Last week puffles started digging up coins!" "It's ace to see so many owners taking their pets out for walks. An exercised puffle is a happy puffle!"

"And it seems like there's treasure all over the island, she said. "Who knows what else these colorful critters might uncover?" "I've signaled Rockhopper by cannon. Maybe he knows something I don't!"

SECRETS

STAMPS

During the party, you'll want to add the Explorer Stamp to your collection. To earn this Stamp, make sure you visit each and every decorated room!

JOKES

Q. Who is the strongest man in the world?
A. A policeman. He can stop the traffic with one hand!
-Ha Ha Ha 12

Q. What do you call a fish in Hollywood?
A. A star fish!
-Vishalsukesh

Q. What tree can fit in your hand?
A. A palm tree!
-Joanna33333

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog with a rose?
A. A collie flower!
-Hayleeann2

Q. What did the cookie say to the corn?
A. Don't dessert me!
-Bana0316

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Mandy.
Mandy who?
Mandy the life boats. We're sinking!
-Clubtwo

Q. What time do you go to the dentist?
A. Tooth-hurty!
-Mzauyhhg147

New Pin : One Eyed Puffle

The new pin One Eyed Puffle is been released.It is currently at the Iceberg.
                                          You have found a One Eyed Puffle Pin.
                                          Would you like to pick it up?
                                           Click Yes.
Now you have the latest cp pin.
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Pingywin8

Monsters University Cheats 2013

Monsters University is finally here!I can't wait to get started.First you get this window.Choose your fraternity which you feel is the best.I'm opting for OK or Oozma Kappa.After you join your fraternity you will get a cap.

                                                        Then waddle to the entrance of MU.
                                                 Then take the right entrance in the playground.
                                                    At last get ready for the Scare Games.
                                                                      Choose your team.
          This is a really fun mini game.You have to scare the child robot unnoticed.Beware of the toys and try to get to the robot before it wakes up.
   When your near it time it perfectly and hit the spacebar and you will get a good score.
                                               After your done you get your total score.
                                                              Click this scare bar .
               You can get items from the points you have earned by playing the Scare Games.These are the            items that are available today.
 How To Scare Others:
If you wear an item from the MU catalog, and dance next to someone you can scare others and earn points.
 Emoticons:
Club Penguin added some limited time emoticons.These will only be available during the party.

Are you enjoying the party?I am.Its the best party ever.
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Pingywin8

Wednesday 26 June 2013

Monsters University Takeover Starts Tomorrow

Me and my puffles are taking some rest for now,so that we be active tomorrow all day.Me and my puffles are excited to meet Mike and Sully tomorrow. :) We are going to sleep now.(Actually in real life,i'm not)
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Pingywin8

Friday 21 June 2013

Club Penguin Times #400 Out Now!

The latest CP Times issue is out now!This is the 400th issue of the CP Times.Congratulations.Its the best clarity newspaper I have read in the entire club penguin.


FOUR TEAMS TO COMPETE
Gather your team for the Scare Games!

By Aunt Arctic - Are you scary? Do you have a fierce attitude? Are you an all star? Do you like cake? Three fraternities and one sorority are on the look out for the scariest scarers!

These games are not for the faint of heart. Only serious scarers will compete for the win! There is going to be some stern competition soon, so rival teams will be recruiting the best of the best. So gather your friends to practice your brand of scare! I caught up with a group of students in the Quad who were studying their scare techniques.

"We've been practicing our zombie snarls and gusher howls for weeks!" one told me. "This campus event is gonna be HUGE, so just when you think you've got a big enough scare... make it BIGGER! It can never be loud enough, fierce enough, or epic enough!"

Get your scares ready, the games begin - June 27!

NEWSFLASH

Puffles are finding treasure! Take your pet for a walk and dig up some coins. Wow mates! Have I ever got questions for Captain Rockhopper!?! -PH


From reporting on the discovery of puffles to getting the inside scoop on Card-Jitsu Snow, the Club Penguin Times is the island's source of breaking news!

We've shared Gary's cutting-edge scientific discoveries (some that exploded!). Answered your ninjas questions in Ask Sensei. Followed Cadence's glittering career.

And we've learned everything we need to know about stinky cheese from Rockhopper!

All of this and more - thanks to devoted readers like you! I wonder how many words you've read in 400 issues?

-Arctic

UPCOMING EVENTS

July 11 Penguin Style
Check out the latest and coolest summer threads!

July 11 Featured Postcards
Send a new shout out to an old friend!

June 26 - Scare Games!

Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until June 26.
Next pin hidden: June 27 - July 10


ASK AUNT ARCTIC

How long have you been writing stories?
-Howie Long

Writing stores has always come as naturally as playing Mancala. Thinking back, I have been writing as long as I can remember. I became editor in chief in 2008, but have been writing the newspaper for much longer.


Do you ever take a break from the newspaper?
-Art T. Cull

As you know, I am always busy researching the current events on the island. But luckily I get help from guest writers, and some anonymous sources. Although the paper is loads of fun, I have other commitments to attend to.


What does it take to write an article?
-Reece Urchin

Articles require a lot of research and fact checking. When I'm not researching, I'm following up on leads. When I'm not following leads, I'm editing, reviewing layout, and making tea. There is always work to be done!


Becoming a good writer takes a lot of hard work!

How do I become a writer?
-Ivana Wright

I'm always delighted to hear when someone is interested in persuing a career in writing! Becoming a writer is not an easy path to take, but it's definitely an exciting one! Here are a few tips that aspiring writers should always keep in mind:

Becoming a ninja with your words requires practice, patience, and pen power. I always encourage my reads to read, read, then read some more! A writer's success does not happen overnight, so keep working at it. Write every chance you get! Good luck! I look forward to reading your work.


UNDERWATER SECRET

Dive in to unlock the secret Underwater Room! To see what likes beyond that door, you must find the key. Here's how:
  • Seek the black puffle in Puffle Rescue.
  • In the first level, make your way to the first black puffle.
  • Wait for the shadow of a giant squid.
  • Follow the squid and use his air bubbles to keep from sinking.
  • When you reach the blue path, it will lead to a secret passageway to the Underwater Room.
  • Don't forget to pick up the key! Now you can access this secret room anytime!
JOKES

Q. What did the bubblegum say to the shoe?
A. I'm stuck on you!
-Velowsa

Q. Why did the kid cross the playground?
A. To go to the other slide!
-Haylboppers


Q. What do you call two banana peels?
A. A pair of slippers!
-Mopmopr345

Q. How do penguin's build their house?
A. They igloo it together!
-Los Lakers24

Q. What kind of jam can not be eaten?
A. Traffic jam!
-Tuktuk555

POEM
Penguins have fun all day
Exploring all of the island
New challenges for penguins everywhere
Great gadgets for all
Umbrellas for the water dojo
Igloos big and fancy
Neat gameplay
-Jomax23

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Pingywin8